Generational directions

This is The Buckets by Greg Cravens on giving directions.  I actually think that the teenager is more likely to give the Mapquest directions and the dad, when he was the teenager's age, would have been more likely than the teen today to give those kinds of clandestine directions. But that'd be confusing and teens do stereotypically go for the subversive route.

By the way, "The Kellets" mentioned is Dave Kellet who does the Sheldon webcomic.