South Carolina epic geography fail

See, I'm not sure if I should post this for Animated Map Thursday, two-fer Tuesday, or Friday Fail (win).  But since last week was the primary in South Carolina and I haven't found any new South Carolina-map -themed editorial cartoons (though I didn't look very hard) I figured I'd follow the Tuesday Two-fer theme from the last two weeks and post what might be the most epic geography fail in recent pop culture history.  I give unto you the 2007 Miss Teen USA contestant Miss South Carolina: Lauren Caitlin Upton:



Why is this a two-fer?  Because there is also a t-shirt at Busted Tees: